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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 23:59
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Did Harry and Meghan really get what they wanted?
—
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Do you think this Labour Party is qualified to run our country?
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Loons and Moons
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No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
What are the most shocking facts about the Bollywood industry?
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why are American women so ugly nowadays?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
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